Chivalry is dead; because Women killed it

Women what's going on? Just when I think I have you all figured out you throw me a curve ball.  Last night I was pumping gas at my local 76 station and this black Honda accord pulls in next to me.  The car door opens a  P.Y.T. gets out.  I mean yeah she caught my eye that I had to do a double take.  So I'm standing outside my car whistling Christmas songs minding my own business when I realized that the P.Y.T. had finished pumping her gas.  She had left her gas cap on the gas pump and her fuel door was open.  She was about to speed away when i ran up to her window and gently knocked on it.  She rolls down the window halfway and I can see she is wearing the biggest poochie-la face and says, "I have a boy friend".... I continue with "really you struck me as a lesbian, but that's not why I stopped you.  You left your gas cap on the pump and your fuel door is open".  I walked over and placed the items as they should be.  I walked up to her and said, " I wasn't trying to pickup on you". She just rolled her eyes and sped off......    Wow I thought to myself-no thank you.  Ok sure a chick like that prob. does get hitup pretty frequently, but I was just trying to help.    Once upon a time a friend of mine from work joined my buddy and myself for lunch.  Upon entry of the establishment I held the door open for her and I noticed that she casually placed her hand on the door, barley touching it.  My buddy didn't notice, but I did.  I thought to myself-She touched the door as to gesture that I didn't open it for her-.  For the first part of our meal I didn't bring the subject up. Once we began to enjoy our beverages I ripped into her.   "I saw what you did when i opened the door for you" I said, She replied with a smirk and then,"I know I know, I just can't allow a guy to open the door for me"....WTF I laughed aloud and my buddy joined in.  To this day we slam doors in her face or go out of our way -to not open the door for her -LOL-  We're great friends and she knows we mean well.  This last story my buddy told me- he was about to walk into our work building and he noticed a lady about to walk out.  He grabbed the door and held it open for her.  As she walked by him she said," I can hold my own door open"...WOW.... I asked him if he kicked her in the ovaries, he said no.  He was in shock.   So ladies please allow a man to be a gentleman for you.  Prove me wrong when I say, Chivalry is dead because women killed it.