Screw testing the waters

Hola and hello for you non bilinguals.  I never thought I'd be participating in a blog.  I found it to be vain.  Or just an outlet for those who can't speak for themselves, to write it all down and hope someone understands them.  Well I'm neither vain nor looking for acceptance from anyone....  folks like me because I'm REAL.  At first they're turned off by me because of the way I speak. And those people judge me too quickly-who needs people like that around? not I.  But then they begin to understand that I'm genuine.  I'm like an onion, there are many layers of me to enjoy.  I dont like testing the waters when I meet someone new.  I jump right in with my whitty sarcasm and quick responses. I want to have an awesome dialogue with someone.  Not a boring "hey how was your day", kind of conversation. I'll hit a woman with a quick jab like, "You look very nice today", and I gauge their reaction.... it's simple, but it throws them off track. Most women aren't use to compliments.  If I get a quick "why thank you" response, I know this woman is confident in herself.  Confidence is sexy.  Now if I get a delayed response-its not a bad sign, but if she doesn't make eye contact then I know to tone it back a little and just let her be.  She'll come around, they always do-LOL-... Now the dudes, man the dudes are always sizing me up.  Trying to figure me out-if I'm friend or foe. And I do the same to them, only I'm smooth about it.   I'll talk to their lady friends and out of the corner of my eye I'll  see who's "watching"-gotchta!!  LOL.... aaaaaa   ROOKIES.  Any way once I got it on lock, I try not to offend my bro's.  There's plenty-o-fish in the sea.  Once the dudes realize this they let their guard down and we enjoy the "bromance" that is to come. I'm not tooting my own horn here, and I'm not a know it all.  I just know my role.  "I play chess not checkers".   Life is too short to worry about what others think of you.  remember you can choose who your friends are.   Damn now I feel like ramblin'-I'm not use to this blog stuff.  I have a lot to say, but i shall save it for another day.  Until then if you come across this blog, follow me.  you'll be entertained and you'll gain some knowledge-tell ur friends.