Tuesday, December 6, 2011

You've got to hide your love away.

It's when feelings get involved that people start getting hurt.  What's going on folks?  Why on earth would you order mashed potatoes if you don't want mashed potatoes????  I mean we all enjoy a side dish here and there, but c'mon get with it.  It's just a side dish. Every now and again some of us in a relationship tend to look into a side dish.  But one must understand that there are rules to follow.  These rules apply to the male and female.
  1. Once its no longer fun- move on
  2. Once you find yourself arguing with your side dish- move on
  3. Once it gets wierd- move on
  4. Once you begin to think you love this person- move on
We humans are creatures of habit.  If you have a main dish then yes its time to move on once the side dish is no longer fun, whats the point?  We argue with our main dish all the time, why would we want to argue with the side dish too?  Wierd is just uncalled for, it falls in line with no longer fun.  The big one is LOVE.  Really peeps? come back to reality.  If you have a side dish then your perception of LOVE is scewed.  Call it LIKE and then its believable.  If you don't have a main dish, then you understand YOU are a side dish.  That means you understand the situation and have to enjoy being a "part time lover". I understand some of us have a work wifey or a work husband...but that's all it is.  The question you need to ask yourself is, "am I willing to leave my main dish for the side dish?" If you answered NO, then enjoy the mashed potatoes for what they are; a side dish.  Yes I know you ladies allow feelings to get in the way...but don't.You begin to think,"what would society(people) think of me?"-who cares what folks think.  Hide your feelings away and do not allow them to cloud your judgement or the excitement of the side dish.  Sex in public restrooms, stairwells, parking structures, park benches, movie theaters, elevators, roof tops, pools, gym sauna, hotels, motels, Holiday Inns......  Keep it spicy and keep it safe-wrap it up!  

The grass is always greener on the other side.  Don't be fooled.  If your gonna play with fire, you're gonna get burned.

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